And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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