I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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