it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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