I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
There's always time for handjobs
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
BRING THE BAGELS
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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