Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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