Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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