if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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