god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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