all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I think I just sharted jello shots
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