this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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