So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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