Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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