Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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