all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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