I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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