Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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