...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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