is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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