You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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