Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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