So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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