i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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