I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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