But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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