Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
