Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i will never coherently bang her
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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