He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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