you would pick up someone in the library
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It's shark week go big or go home
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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