Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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