the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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