Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just saw a hot homeless man
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Even my vagina gasped.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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