What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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