we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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