Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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