This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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