Quick, to the slutcave!
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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