Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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