you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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