Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I have aggressive nipples.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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