I wanna passion pit in your ass
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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