Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
