Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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