she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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