You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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