i think i have two assholes
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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