So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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