its not stalking. its research.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
