I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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