I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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