So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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