I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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