It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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