i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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