whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
