He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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