Your tits are I can't wait for
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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