I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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