It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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