xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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