"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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