If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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