the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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